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Ezio is like “Connor. Connor we have to make preparations for this mission at approximately 5 AM you need to get some rest you’ve been playing for 5 HOURS”

"BUT HUNDRED ACRE WOOD IS NEXT!! HE [Winnie the Pooh] IS WAITING FOR ME"

"YOU CAN VISIT HUNDRED ACRE WOOD AFTER WE KILL THE CONGRESSMAN I PROMISE"

posted 1 minute ago

does he cry when sora sacrifices himself for kairi and the princesses and then does he vehemently deny that he’s crying when he finds out sora is ok

HE’S MORE PANICKED THAN HE IS SAD HE’S LIKE EZIO DID YOU SEE THAT. IS SORA OKAY. IS HE OKAY!! EZIO IS HE OKAY!! THERE ARE TEARS IN HIS EYES AND EZIO IS LIKE ARE YOU CRYING WOAH IT’S OKAY HE’S OKAY…DON’T WORRY AND CONNOR IS SO HAPPY HE ACCIDENTALLY YELLS “MY SON!!”

"Also I was not crying. Sora is OKAY there would be no reason for me to cry. Hmph." "Whatever you say, tesoro mio."

posted 6 minutes ago with 3 notes

He wants the Nobodies to be happy too…he wants the Nobodies to know that they are SOMEBODY!! THEY ARE WORTHWHILE!! THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY TOO HE IS SO sad he lays on the couch at night and thinks about how sad he is about Kingdom Hearts 

posted 13 minutes ago with 5 notes

6 foot 4 24 year old beefcake hitman frantically yelling “IS SORA OKAY?? PLEASE ANSWER”

posted 15 minutes ago with 6 notes

HFHDS;; ;;;;; G;;hg oh myg od

Achilles buys him a fake Keyblade for his 24th birthday he is so EXCITED!!! “This is! This is like Sora’s!” “Who??? So long as you like it, boy.” “SORA! THIS IS SORA’S KEYBLADE!” he smiles and he strokes it he polishes that thing everyday

posted 23 minutes ago with 3 notes

rikew replied to your post: I’m still thinking about how Connor wo…

i love this post so much im going to cry

WHERE WERE YOU FOR THESE ONES he loves Kingdom Hearts…He doesn’t see what’s so strange about it! Or why people act like it’s such a joke! He likes how fantastical and expansive the world is and how it connects all these different sort I worlds and manages to overlay it with this nice and childlike theme of friendship and togetherness and hope! He’s the exact demographic they’re targeting it gives him warm and fuzzy feelings.

posted 30 minutes ago with 3 notes

I’m still thinking about how Connor would be so invested in Kingdom Hearts he would write gen AU fanfic about Sora, Kairi and Riku. Those are his kids. This man kills for a living.

posted 37 minutes ago with 3 notes

One day someone is going to print this out and tape it onto my tombstone

One day someone is going to print this out and tape it onto my tombstone

posted 46 minutes ago with 4 notes

Sigma Klim


I was about to say “you know that guy who was first to buy the iPhone 6 and dropped it? That’s Sigma.” but then I realized that no Sigma is one of those anti-apple tech nerds who makes an offhand comment upon finding out you have an iPhone like “oh yeah Apple is shit” and has a Samsung Galaxy

But he definitely drops his Samsung Galaxy like thrice a week and has this gaudy case with “BE-YOU-TIFUL” printed in big letters on it

posted 1 hour ago with 6 notes

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